Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I´m hoping it´s going to come true
But there´s not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have ´em in Texas, 'cos everyone's a millionaire

I´m a winner, I´m a sinner, do you want my autograph
I´m a loser what a joker, I´m playing my jokes upon you
While there´s nothing better to do

Don´t you look at my girlfriend, she´s the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I´m hoping it´s going to come true
But there´s not a lot I can do.