They're gonna put me in the movies
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
and all I gotta do is act naturally

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
'cos I can play the part so well

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
and all I gotta do is act naturally

We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely
and beggin' down upon his bended knee
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsal
all I gotta do is act naturally

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star might
win an Oscar you can never tell
the movies gonna make me a big star
'cos I can play the part so well

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
and all I gotta do is act naturally

Morrison/Russell - but sung by the enigmatic Ringo Starr