A chicken walks into a bar, looks around and says to the barman "sorry' wrong joke"

A sign in the gents toilets reads -
"Please aim carefully as the hands that clean this trough make your dinner."

A guy walks into a bar.
A second guy walks into a bar.
The third guy ducks.

So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

A man walks out of a bar on the moon, complaining
"The drinks were OK but there's no atmosphere."

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the guy -
"You've got a steering wheel down your pants."
He replies "Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!"

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."

A man walks into a bar with a pile of shit in his hand and say to the bar tender
"Hey Harry, Look what I almost stepped in."