There's this bloke in a bar drinking.

He looks at his watch and decides he better get home so he goes to stand up and falls down.

So then he tries to get up and falls down again.

So finally the third time he tries to get up and again he fell down.

So finally he just crawled the whole way home.

The next morning his wife comes to his bed asked him if he had been drinking last night.

He replied "no."

She said "Liar, the bar just called to say you left you wheelchair down there."